eenie MEANIE minee moe

BLOG: You have got to stop writing about the library.
ME: say huh?
BLOG: You heard me....library this, library that...i've escaped, take my ass back. blah blah blah...
ME: don't b an ass
BLOG: u need an ass...whoopin that is...
ME: says u
BLOG: says me
ME: enough already
BLOG: so, u at least get a ride to your car from that guy again?
ME: yep, i suuuuuuure did.