the piano man said/did what?

oh, nevermind. billy joel is the piano man & i'm thinking of elton john. Sir elton likes to entertain me recently. all kinds of outbursts & a crack on madonna? what is he thinkgin/drinking/smoking? (and where can i get some...)
come to think of it, joel is in the news as well. needless to say, he is now married to a little hottie close to his daughter's age...