duck duck duck GOOSE, it's happy gilmore!

Dear mr. blog,
Today, I almost got hit with a golfball. yes, it is true. I was out and about on my morning run, when SMACK! a golf ball hits the sidewalk only an inch in front of my toe. if i was only a split second faster or slower, it woulda bonked off my head. how upsetting.

adventure #2, u ask? why, that crazy ex showed up sober w/ apologies & the rest of my items (aka POWs). I was assured that last nite was the last relapse...

and, i guarantee my neighbors are sooooo tired of listening to Ginuwine's Pony song. but i don't care because I am having such a day!