it seemed nice at first

funny, i have no idea what this title means. even better, i thought of it while i slept. I dreamt someone hacked my blog (how lame...) and this is the title they chose.
i like my dreams. so not typical. i never hit the ground when i fall. in fact, i never get hurt. at all. wonder what that means, wonderwoman...
I have been in plane crashes, car crashes, drownings, and fallen from buildings and/or cliffs on numerous occasions. yet i always walk away. well, that's what i can't do. i can't walk in my dreams. ever. i always feel heavy. and sluggish. what kind of lazy superhuman am i!?
i am also extremely clumsy. i constantly knock everything down around me. I trip. i spill things. this is every nite at least. i also make weird faces. i always feel uneasy in my dreams if i am able to see myself. i'm always out of place.
what a great catch i'll be, someday. A neverending superhuman who moves at the speed of a snail with the physical coordination skills of a drunken monkey who thinks he can twirl batons and shuffle cards at the same time while drinking his "diet coke" and coloring by numbers...
yeah, i guess it did seem nice at first...