where was i all day?

ok, i am so deserving of a break right now.
i have 3 papers open (none are under 15 pages in length!) in word & 1 powerpoint presentation open. this is completely ridiculous. all are due next week. and all with lengthy presentations. where are those pilgrims now? i could really use a few extra hands around here...
and what the hell took over alanis morrissette's existence! i sorta forgot about her disappearing, until i just saw her on some recent re-run of an interview. she (gasp!) doesn't hate men? when did this happen. u outta know, cuz i sure don't. :)
actually, i think avril levigne engulfed alanis' spirit and then taught it how to make really smoky eyes. i will never ever ever possess the skills to tackle that look...well, not without losing an eye or two...