oh yeah...it's time for one of THOSE...

1. Your name spelled backwards.

Irol (do you rock?)



2. Where were your parents born?

The South



3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your

computer?

Umm...GMAT prep materials...BOR-ING



4. What's your favorite restaurant?

obviously you do not watch Dateline, or you would know

it's not safe to dine out anywhere!!



5. Last time you swam in a pool?

Rubber ducky and I pretend the tub's a pool ALL the

time



6. Have you ever been in a school play?

Yep, Minnie mouse with a huge-ass sign in 2nd grade.

m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e!



7. How many kids do you want?

What kind of kids are we talking about?  quiet or

sneaky?  I'd like to adopt anyway



8. Type of music you dislike most?

Bad rappers who think they're bad but in a good way



9. Are you registered to vote?

Maybe?  What was that sign-up sheet for?



10. Do you have cable?  

If you mean tv, then no.  if you mean ethernet, then

yes.  And if you mean electric, then I know where we

can get some



11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?

I can't even mop(ed) a floor



12. Ever prank call anybody?

moi?!



13. Ever get a parking ticket?

I dislike parking.  Nuf said.



14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Either. Depends on the mood and whether or not I'm

riding a moped



15. Furthest place you ever traveled.

Lala-land is beautiful in the summer



16. Do you have a garden?

Stupid cops!  You can't get me that easily!!



17. What's your favorite comic strip?

Far-side, dilbert, those with real life

implications...or is that just my life!!



18. Do you really know all the words to your national

anthem?

My personal national anthem or the one the US sings?!



19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?

wouldn't you like to know!  wink-wink!



20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?

Harold & Kumar, but ONLY because they truly got there

on a cheetah



21. Favorite pizza topping?

Vegetables sans cheese



22. Chips or popcorn?

How long til I can floss?



23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?

What color is this?



24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?

Have I been sheltered?  apparently, there's

a world i've never known...



25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

beauty or booty?  ah...now you're intrigued!



26. Orange Juice or apple?

sorry, diet soda...



27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner

with and where did you dine?

Well damn, it was an ex & we had Mexican...nosy!



28. Favorite type chocolate bar?

do reeses pieces or M&M's count?



29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?

Bleh...1996...slacker



30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

years



31. Have you ever won a trophy?

Oh sure, basketball, I was there



32. Are you a good cook?

I thought so, but people seem to emphasize the word

"baker"...have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man,

the muffin man...



33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?

What? 

You can't be seriously asking me this



34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?

Not yet, but my insomnia may take control one nite

as i race to the curb (since i have no inside

telephone reception) and order the newest improved

cubic zirconium ring with matching juicemaker...



35. Sprite or 7-up?

Either w/ amaretto



36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?

Don't remind me



37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?

That's personal!



38. Ever throw up in public?

Doesn't everyone? right?



39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true

love?

My true love will probably have to be a millionaire or

more to tackle my educational debts



40. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Depends on what I'm wearing and/or carrying



41. Ever call a 1-900 number?

i am a 900 number...



42. Can ex's be friends?

Friends with benefits!  Whatever.



43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?

My friend after she had her (big) child...ouch



44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?

i can't remember baby thoughts...



45. What message is on your answering machine?

Funny you should ask.  I only use my telephone line

for internet access, so the only people who call are

solicitors.  Therefore, I say thank you for calling

pizza hut, yada yada yada.  It's great



46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live

Character?

Hyperactive kid (With the chocolate bar, of course!)



47. What was the name of your first pet?

scooby (not dooby doo).  he was a schipperke

without a tail...



48. What is in your purse?

Delectable cream filling and some change



49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?

Psych myself into dreams



50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?

That this list is over!