i can be a cop!

YAY for spam mail!!

and, mr. blog, my spongebob squarepants crackers say, "hello, i hope u have had a nice day, too!"

they are so nice. almost as nice as the flattering scrub at the gas station today who wanted to do "all i wanted" to me because i am too gorgeous to be "just American". what lines he tried...

then i proceeded to the post office to pick up the gift certificate i ordered weeks ago. USPS claims they tried to deliever & no one signed. well, duh, i wasn't home (obviously) but you should have left a notice on my door. of course, i was assured a note was left...

maybe someone stole it then. maybe it was the guy who has been stealing my parking space. it's funny because now that he knows who i am, he uses it as a conversation starter every single time i see him...