Absolutely. Positively. One of the smartest things ever said...
"yeah, but i think the rain is connected to my gas electricity on the roof somehow."
unfortunately, i am the director, producer, & star of this statement. it's all me.
so, now, allow me to explain!
see, when it rains, I can tell it's raining because i hear it through this huge (taller than me, so taller than 5'6") gas heater unit on my wall. I live on the first floor of a 2-floor complex. Therefore, i figure there is some kind of escape for something gas-related on the roof that gives me my super ability to predict when it is raining outside. Yet, after a few drinks, this is how i decide to let everyone else in on my power.
tune in later for the summary of my recent muffin-baking experiment...it happened on the same day that i found Rain Man (apparently, he needed employment and is now working as the maintenance man at my apartment complex).
unfortunately, i am the director, producer, & star of this statement. it's all me.
so, now, allow me to explain!
see, when it rains, I can tell it's raining because i hear it through this huge (taller than me, so taller than 5'6") gas heater unit on my wall. I live on the first floor of a 2-floor complex. Therefore, i figure there is some kind of escape for something gas-related on the roof that gives me my super ability to predict when it is raining outside. Yet, after a few drinks, this is how i decide to let everyone else in on my power.
tune in later for the summary of my recent muffin-baking experiment...it happened on the same day that i found Rain Man (apparently, he needed employment and is now working as the maintenance man at my apartment complex).
posted by skittles at 6:46 AM
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