shorty crunk on the floor wide open...

so the cure for a sore neck? why, shake it like a saltshaker. no kidding. works wonders. just don't let a single person see you. or a married person! or no one in general...

and i know i was supposed to detail my muffin crazy day, but i'm not in the mood. so long story short:
i cooked
i semi-burned
fire alarm goes off
fire alarm won't stop going off
i knock fire alarm off the ceiling to the floor
i am scared fire alarm is possessed, as it is still blaring at me
i kick, push, kick fire alarm
i see fire alarms have a battery
interesting
interesting indeed
i wonder if it it will fit in my dead battery remote control...hmmm....
i take out the battery
silence
now how to get rid of the smoke
of course!
air freshener!
wrong!
oh well...
car guy comes over & sees fire alarm is in pieces in the floor
he puts it back together & i get my smokey the bear lesson

i feel like cooking now!
one of my bosses always tells me that she doesn't like to cook [for her 15 years older husband and his 2 kids from a previous marriage]. but then again, she also thinks that exceptional is normal. you should see my damn performance review....a riot and a half.